WARNING: This Product May Lead to Excessive Partying and Endless Fun Nights
PARTY ON
#makemorningsgreatagain
Stop right there. Don’t read this. Last time someone read this it led to several nights of parties and mayhem. So, save yourself before it’s too late. (How’s that for reverse psychology? Professor Elbow Pads might have been onto something, eh? PSY101√√)
But really, who are you kidding? If you’re even here reading this, you’re going to party… likely tonight, if I were to take a bet. Why? Because it’s awesome. You know what’s not awesome though? Tomorrow morning. OMG! Is there even a way to describe work on a Saturday morning?
Well, search no more, friend, because we have a solution for you!
TO THE RESCUE
By stimulating the body’s natural response to the symptoms often associated with hangovers, the No Hangover Patch fights the #morningafterblues by increasing the production of glutathione and reduces the chances of getting a hangover by 90% (according to the science guys). Combined with some H2O chasers, the No Hangover Patch fights the nasty symptoms of excessive alcohol consumption (because let’s face it, you’re not going to stop the excessive alcohol consumption). #chemistryforthewin
PERMANENTLY STORED DIGITAL EVIDENCE
Parties Involving Excessive Alcohol Consumption
(that neither we nor your mother, condone… although we laugh a lot about it and your mother probably doesn’t)
CONTEST
#showusyourpatch
We need you, America! The No Hangover Patch is offering a $1,000 bounty to some creative partier and all you have to do is upload your own 30-second commercial featuring the No Hangover Patch. Capture your best Spring Break moments and edit them into your own commercial (to be posted on our website for posterity). Be famous. Be funny. Be able to afford something other than ramen noodles for dinner.
Cast yourself. Cast your friends. Shoot and edit right on your smartphone.
Make us proud!
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